Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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