I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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