Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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