Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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