Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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