If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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