No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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