I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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