lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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