with your own penis?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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