Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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