summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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