thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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