we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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