So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
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dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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