she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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