I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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