I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just found a bag of teeth...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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