dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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