I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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