I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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