Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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