I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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