The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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