Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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