do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
My cat gives me a boner
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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