P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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