so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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