she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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