The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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