if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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