Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This gyro tastes like lonliness
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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