Me too!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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