google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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