you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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