Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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