i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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