I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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