we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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