I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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