I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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