The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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