U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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