Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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