I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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