i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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