I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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