i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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