Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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