Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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